Queen Raya

- Minister Weldar
Or, to give her full title, Queen Raya Kaiserin, Master of Ceremonies and Scourge of Traitors.

Raya was promoted to Prime Minster several years ago after her predecessors met a series of bizarre deaths and scandals one after the other, and she quickly climbed the ranks by filling their suddenly empty spot. Despite the fact that Prime Ministers are elected, she has held this position for many terms due to seemingly being under a curse; anybody who runs against her seems to die quite horribly in freakish accidents.

Luckily she does her job quite well. It's her duty to ensure the smooth running of the nation, handling all the paperwork so that King Avalanche may continue his life of unbridled hedonism. She's also supposed to call to order Parliament so the other Ministers can discuss the new policies and directions for the nation to take. Except nobody bothers to read their fucking mail so the meetings often consist of just her and Omicron Austin, who wandered in lost looking for the bathroom. It's also her job to organise the very many random holidays and celebrations that fill the Avalanchian year, or whenever the king feels bored. Her greatest achievement to date was the grand party to celebrate That Night When The King So Totally Scored With That Hot Chick And Her Twin Sister Five Years Ago Anniversary Special. 15 catering staff lost their lives, it took a month to clean up the mess and nobody could actually remember what had happened during the last three days.

One of Raya's hobbies is the deprogramming of traitors. She sees rooting out traitors and those that speak ill of the nation and the government as a form of entertainment. Once her quarry has been seized they are sent to her quarters for deprogramming. No one quite knows what goes on there, but it tends to involve a lot of screaming. Afterwards the traitor can do nothing but sing of Avalanchian's glory. It's most peculiar but hey, if it works don't knock it.

Raya can often be seen taking afternoon tea with Minister Weldar in the Imperial Gardens. It's unknown what they discuss. Probably how much goddamn paperwork they have to do.