The Royal Wedding

The Royal Wedding is to be the event of the year on the Avalanchian calendar. Due to take place this Saturday, it will feature the marriage between King Avalanche and Prime Minister Raya.

History
Many did not expect the King to settle down; he is young, in no immediate need of an heir and is much more interested in acquiring cake. However, the insidious Evil League of Evil reared their heads and the threat of devastating civil war hung over the nation. The two leaders, in their great wisdom, agreed to a peace treaty to prevent further bloodshed. One of Snake's demands was that the King take Raya as his Queen. Both seeing that it was in their nation's best interests, they agreed.

Conspiracies
Snake's demand of marriage has puzzled many, as such a union would only strengthen the nation. There have been several dark mutterings as to Snake's true purpose. Some believe he seeks to get the two most powerful people in the kingdom together at the same time and assassinate them both. Some whispered that he seeks to seduce the Queen and gain a foothold on power. Still others think he's just a big softie and really loves a good wedding. He gets to wear his best suit and everything.

The day erupted into chaos as news came through BY2K that Avalanche himself had been kidnapped. Accusations were thrown about, fingers were pointed, and the ELoE prepared itself for full mobilization against Avalanchia, as the military began a massive sweep of all major cities. The day soon took a shocking turn, erupting into The Vaatissimo Rebellion

Minby Aran
Will be wearing a suit laced with more recording tapes, wires, sleeping gas sprays, memory wipers, and disposable money then can fit in his hammerspace, and yet, from the outside, it looks like an average suit.

TD260
Will be wearing a suit made entirely of self-repairing nanobots. Because everything is better with nanobots.

SnakeInABox
Will be wearing a suit crafted with only the finest baby seal leather, clubbed fresh that morning.

DRTJR
Will be wearing a suit infused with the blood and tears of starving children.

Ansem
Will be wearing a suit laced with Girl-B-Gon so that instead of every girl in a 5,000 mile radius clamoring over him, only every girl in a 5 mile radius will.

DarkFalco
will be wearing a nice shirt and slacks made of new avalanchian bills and heels made of the finest avalanchian gold.

Viero
Will be wearing a beautiful lime green Tuxedo, wil a lovely lime green shirt underneath, some lime green slacks, and Borat's amazing lime green one piece.

The Cake
Not to be confused with cake. The wedding cake is a full 17.35 feet tall. It is half chocolate, half sponge and half Charles gateau. ''It is that good. ''Diabetics are advised to stay at least 50 metres away from the cake at all times, lest they are overcome by the aura of sugar.