Team Epic

Team Epic, labeled a largely ambiguous band of miscreants by the Avalanchian government, is a group formed in early 2010, at an uncertain date, by the elusive individual who only calls herself Wondertroll. Little is known about the actual structure of the team. Requiem, the detective assigned to investigate this underground group, has determined that their inner circle seems to consist of no more than a half-dozen members, each operating amongst the Avalanchian government, and that they seem to center some of their efforts around the Rainbow Rupus Partytown, a sleazy brothel legitimate establishment based in Avalanchia City.

Of their command structure, much of what is known is derived from the following message, intercepted by officers working for the Four Horsemen and the Minister of Intelligence:


 * "Yep, be very afraid, Team Epic wrecks your plans so hard, that you won't even know what you wanted to do in the first place.


 * Your communications will be unintelligable, the latters scrambled thanks to Typo-Man. Fear him, as he is about to ascend to his Gog Tire!


 * Your minds will be slain by the Rapier-wit of the Pun-isher, as he mocks you, reducing your selfesteem to a pile of ashes!


 * And finally, as you try to get back onto your feet, fighting back, you shall fail miserably, as the mere appearance of Wonder Troll wipes out your last resolve, distracting you from your schemes, obliterating your last resolve!


 * Dare to face us! Entire enemy team is full of babies."

-Unknown courier.

Recent evidence has indeed implicated the individual known as Wondertroll as the likely head of the organization, but beyond her, little is known about their hierarchy--none of the others mentioned in this message have surfaced. And nobody has any fucking clue what a Gog-Tire is.

Initially it was speculated that the sole goal of Team Epic was to cause shenanigans The aforementioned Wondertroll has experienced desire for the Queen's throne, raising the security risk posed by Team Epic from one of mere trolling to outright insurrection and a potential second malign faction, and their alarming level of underground support and connections has made them a significant threat to the well-being and security of our Kingdom.

Little has been heard of Team Epic for the past year, but it is unlikely that they have disbanded. Rather, they appear to be in remission, potentially planning something.

Relations to Evil League of Evil

 * SnakeInABox himself has openly stated that the Evil League of Evil does not approve of, condone, or in any way support the actions of Team Epic, nor their motives. The ELoE will actively oppose any attempted uprising by Team Epic, and will never attempt to join them or otherwise assist them in their desired coup, although at this time he was unable to indicate who, if anyone,