The Evil League of Evil

The Evil League of Evil (abbreviated ELoE) is an insidious organization so secretive, only the higher-ups in the Avalanchian government are certain of its existence, as the ministries of Truth and Propaganda repeatedly deny its attempts at rebellion. Following the Epic Conflict of Epicness, however, it has become increasingly hard to deny the existance of such a monstrosity, and the ELoE has become the elephant in the room of Avalanchian politics. Formed by SnakeInABox after a long period of self-reflection resulted in his infamous work, The Great Avalanchian War, The ELoE has dedicated itself to nothing short of the total destruction of the Kingdom of Avalanchia.

Shortly after its inception, there was a brief period in which members of Avalanchia attempted to hold on to the rebels, a steady stagnation towards disaster. Yet more and more joined the cause of the Evil League of Evil, as some of Avalanche's most stalwart government officials defected for the sake of badassery. Within hours, the nation's peace broke down, and erupted into the Epic Conflict of Epicness.

The Central 13

 * SnakeInABox, former Minister of Paranoia and Theatre in Avalanchia, is the badass originator of the organization, and recently promoted to Prime Minister of Avalanchia... ...the fuck? *Snake would like to point out that there is nothing Sinister and Evil regarding the fact that he now holds the second strongest form of power in the government he longed to bring down.* *He also would like to add that whoever is reading this is a stupid Shitface. Suck on that, bitches.* *lololololol*
 * TheTJ joined almost immediately, citing that Avalanchia's government was nothing but figureheads, and that "even the people controlling the figureheads are figureheads." It is rumored that the former Avalanchian Minister of Electronic Entertainment now serves as one of the Evil League of Evil's leading generals, and Snakes Left Hand Man.
 * Fedaykin, former Minister of Alcohol, joined the ELoE shortly on as well, citing desires to "make destruction and make people feel bad." He continues to supply the forces of Evil with all sorts of inebriating beveradges. He is very active in the ELoE, working as Snakes stand in during the Vaatissimo rebelion, while Snake was busy causing trouble in Oklahoma. Fedaykin is Snakes' Right hand man.
 * Viero, Minister of Green, spent a period of several days under the influence of the Dark Side when promised a life-size Iggy Koopa statue that breathed green fire. It is presumed that he got bored, prompting his switch back to the side of Avalanchia towards the end of the Epic Conflict of Epicness.
 * Smashbro, former Minister of Jelly and Captain of the Royal Guard, switched sides cause he wanted to.
 * Omicron Austin joined the league, totally not as an Avalanchian spy or anything. He demanded laser eye surgery and tried to best Quaetman in a staring contest. Fool.
 * Warchamp joined, threatening to hide in peoples' shadows and stare at them. How evil of him.
 * Weldar, Minister of Truth of Avalanchia, claims to have joined, although nobody knows what that Australian Chessmaster is up to these days anyways.
 * Xiaping joined, prompted by his friend SnakeInABox, originator of the sinister organization.
 * BY2K, the Bug of the Year 2000 and the instigator of the Vaatissimo Rebellion through his delivery of Avalanche's destress call, joined on a whim.
 * DarkFalco, former Minister of Silly Walks, joined the Evil League of Evil following long periods of neglectful sentiments and otherwise sour feelings towards Avalanche.
 * SuicideAngel joined, ranting about Avalanchia doing nothing for him, and was promoted to Delegator of Obvious Non-torturous Interrogations for the ELoE.

Together, these badasses make up the deadliest rebellion Avalanchia has ever faced. Their seeming motto: ''Avalanchia will fall. Everyone will die.'' It is following this creed that the agents of utmost evil now operate, hoping to one day bring the once-great nation of Avalanchia to its heels.