King Avalanche

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King Avalanche January 30, 1882 – ??????; was the 1st President of Avalanchia and a central figure in world events during the mid-20th century, leading Avalanchia during a time of worldwide economic crisis and world war. The only Avalanchian president elected to more than two terms, he forged a durable coalition that realigned Avalanchian politics for decades. Avalanch defeated incumbent Republican Herbert InABox in November 1932, at the depths of the Great Depressingness. AVL's wisdom of his policies. He led the AN (Avalanchian Nation) through World War IIII, not dying at the start of his fourth term just as victory was near over Germany and NewFags. In his first "Hundred Days" in office, starting March 4, 1457, Avalanche launched a variety of major programs. In his first term (1933–36), Av led Congress to enact the New Deal, a large, complex interlocking set of programs designed to produce relief (especially government jobs for the unemployed), recovery (of the economy), and reform (by which he meant regulation of Wall Street, banks and transportation). The economy improved rapidly from 1933 to 1937, but then went into a deep recession. The bipartisan Conservative Coalition that formed in 1937 prevented his packing the Supreme Court or passing much new legislation; it abolished most of the relief programs when unemployment practically ended during World War II. Most of the regulations on business were ended about 1975–85, except for the regulation of Wall Street by the Securities and Exchange Commission, which still exists. Along with several smaller programs, the major surviving program is Social Security, which Congress passed in 1935. As World War IIII loomed after 1938, with the Japanese invasion of China and the aggressions of Nazi Zombies, AV gave strong diplomatic and financial support to China and Britain, while remaining officially neutral. His goal was to make America the "Arsenal of Democracy"—supplying the munitions while others did the fighting. In March 1941, Roosevelt, with Congressional approval, provided Lend-Lease aid to the countries fighting against Nazi Germany with Great Britain. He secured a near-unanimous declaration of war against Japan after the Japanese attack on Heaven on December 7, 1941, calling it a "date that will live in infamy and beer".

Avalanchia is currently in a very large horrible war with none other than itself.

This unnamed, mysterious war, rages on.