Quaetman

No, it isn't a bird, or a plane, and it isn't Superman, although he and the abovenamed are well acquainted. It's Quaetman,

local superhero of Avalanchia, the upholder of righteousness, the oft-misnamed paradigm of bravery. Not to be confused with Quaetam, the Great Negotiator. While his true identity is unknown, Quaetman, when he isn't out fighting crime, can often be seen collaborating with some of the Avalanchian bureaucracy. As Quaetman is no minister and operates outside the law, his allegiance was once often brought into question by some of the higher-ups. However, recent events have vindicated his benevolence; Quaetman has come to be a beloved symbol of Avalanchia through his deeds, appearing alongside Minister Camilla in public pro-Avalanchian displays and propaganda persuasive posters and newscasts, working with the intelligence agencies of Minister Minby_Aran, and with Ministers Weldar and Raya to root out traitors and maintain order in this great nation's government.

As any good superhero should, Quaetman keeps watch over the various towns of Avalanchia to ensure that no misdeeds are afoot. On a less regular basis, Quaetman is often called into action by the great King Avalanche when all else fails, occasionally working in conjunction with the armed forces in times of crisis. Thus he has become more active in the chaos of recent months, particularly evident in his role in The Minister Non-Revolt and in subduing the majority of the hostile armies of Antarctica in what could have quickly become World War VI.

The extent of Quaetman's powers is not fully yet known, but it is understood that his awesome shades are worn not only to protect his identity but as a precaution against his intense laser vision. Furthermore, Quaetman has been known to appear at a variety of important events both nationwide and worldwide in rapid succession, ensuring that things always go the right way, and that Avalanchia retains its position as the world's sole superpower. For this reason it is presumed that he has powers of teleportation or flight, although strangely no eyewitness accounts documenting either occurance have emerged.

Quaetman remained stalwartly loyal during the formation of the Evil League of Evil during the Epic Fight of Epicness.

As part of a treaty agreed upon by the Kingdom and the Evil League, Quaetman has been declared an outlaw, and is now in exile. His whereabouts are unknown, but it is clear that he maintains a keen interest in the affairs of Avalanchia and of its people.

Role in The Vaatissimo Rebellion
Quaetman worked diligently in the events of the Rebellion, engaging in a fast-paced campaign against ELoE supporters in search of the King, kidnapping Fedaykin for interrogation. The Vaatissimos took advantage of a brief opening created by the ELoE's failed plot to kidnap the superhero to attempt a mass-bombing of Ministry-cities, and in a massive powerplay retreated behind an impenetrable barrier on Triforce Island. Quaetman returned in time to avert disaster, but not completely, and was only able to displace the bombs from several major cities. When the Vaatissimos rained nuclear fire down upon Avalanchia, Quaetman acted bravely as Avalanchia's last line of defense against the apocalyptic whims of DRTJR. He stood sentry outside the shield surrounding Triforce Island to protect the surviving Avalanchians as they scrambled to rebuild and take shelter, preventing an attempted assassination of Avalanche and deterring some of the nuclear blasts.

It has been agreed upon that Quaetman will watch over the former military of DRTJR until further notice, ensuring that they do not step too far out of line.